Electronic Arts Thinks I’m a Cannibal

By Dr. Evelyn Thorne | January 01, 0001

Here’s one piece of swag I won’t be donating to a charity.

Electronic Arts sent me a freezer box this rummy master morning packed with Skate 2 assets and two frozen steaks. I’m pretty sure I won’t be storing that in my closet until November. rummy modern But what’s this about the two 6 ounce steaks being “prepared rummy nabob fresh from the Hall of Meat”?

It’s people. Skate 2 is made out of people!

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